Our 1st coffeeshop stop ~ The Grasshopper :D

Some neat buildings ^_^

Our 1st night @ the apartment in the Red Light District

The view from the Golden Tulip, where we stayed for a few nights

All of the buildings had these hooks at the very top, to hoist in the furniture… why the fuck don’t I have one of these on my tiny apartment building!!!

aww yeah, spotted this like a mile away. Needless to say… this is where we did all of our SHROOM shopping during our stay ^_^ INNERSPACE!

ghghghghgughgughhhhhh… our collection of goodies by day 2

This is our apartment bldg, ahah… look at the tiny fuckin doorway!



L0ll3rsk@t3z, some of the red-lit windows, during the day XD

We think there was a burial ground behind it, but we couldn’t get in.

The JOLLLLY JOKKKKAH! hahah… course we had to go in there. Too bad it was kinda lame, lol

PB+J, and it was damn fuckin good, lol

shrooooooooooooooom chocolate gughghughhh

The broken clocks. For some reason we just weren’t supposed to know what time it was at any point during our stay. These 2 clocks broke within the first couple of nights, at different times. eerie… =O

We planned out a day to go to museums and trip out in the famous Vondel Park. On our way outta the hotel I noticed some mirrors. lol.

HAHAHAHAHA, no fucking words needed, except AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

Absinthe painting by Van Gogh, from the VG Museum… sweeeeet

Hey look, it’s Vondel Park! and it’s… ripped to fucking pieces!! =*( dammit!! our whole day got fucked up cuz of this, what a fuckin disappointment -.- it better be there next time dammit.

We ate our shrooms anyway. I was the only one who wasn’t completely repulsed by the taste of the chocolate.. I actually thought it was pretty damn good. I also had the best trip for some reason. I was up for HOURS after everyone else, I was sprinting up and down the fuckin hallways in the hotel and dancing around and shit, hahahah. It was actually during this trip that I suddenly realized I wanted to become a gogo dancer, which I promptly set forth to do, as soon as I got back from Europe. yay 4 The Golden Teacher!!.... =D

The next day, we decided to go sightseeing a bit. This is the Oude Kirk, a kick ASS church right near the RLD.

Then we went to the Heineken brewery, it was pretty fun. 3 beers for 10 euro, plus the tour and the history, etc. The beer was fuckin incredible. It was like drinking the sweetest water ever. It’s a shame how awful it tastes here in the states =/

DAM SQUARE… this was like the fuckin Harvard Square of Amsterdam, everyone congregated here… there were lots of street performers, TONS of fuckin people…







What the FUCK is up with these stupid little vehicles!!?!? HAHAHA, I had to chase after this one cuz it was way too fuckin’ funny.

We decided to stop by the Absinthe bar for a minute….. =x
hahahah

This place had fuckin amazing hash. We got RIPPED off like 2 hits… like, plastered to our chairs, can’t move ripped. unfortunately this time around I couldn’t afford any resin (60 euro for a gram!) but next time, for sure.

so yeah, there you have it… a brief overview of our vacation in Heaven. Next spring, we’re going back, and we’re bringing as many fuckin heads as possible.
So…. who’s in? ^_^